RugOrReal is domiciled in a British Colony and one day Chuck will be our King. (Presuming he outlives his mother, who may just live forever....)
That means his face will grace our money and postage stamps, and he and his consort will make routine visits to remind us that he is our King and he loves the Empire.
When we lick our stamps we will fondly remember that this balding bloke once lamented that he wanted to be his mistress' tampon. How deliciously kinky...you just gotta know that Chuck and Camilla have a monogrammed Royal Sling in the Palace bedroom.
His father is bald, and grandfather was bald, and his son is balding. Chuck has been combing over for years and his subjects have been quite happy with his side part flip flop.
Recently there are rumours that he has had a hair transplant but we are not sure. If this is true, this is simply Royal Protocal since the British Royal Family do not change their hairstyles - ever - and balding would be changing your hairstyle wouldn't it?
Long Live our Balding King. Long Live our Hair Weave King. Long Live the King.