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Lee Majors

"Steve Austin, Astronaut - A man barely alive . . . Gentlemen, we can rebuild him . . . we have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before, Stronger, Faster . . ."

Bionic Arm
Bionic Legs
Bionic Eye
Bionic Hair
Bionic Slow Motion Effects that made us believe it was so real, we longed to be Bionic!

Colonel Steve Austin's helmet hair was fake back in the Farrah days...and today - it is still fake. Looks like plugs or a weave - and totally suitable for the next Bionic made-for-television special: Bionic Sex on a Sleep Number Bed, Guest Starring the Fembots and a Scene Stealing number with Big Foot!


Lee Majors
Lee Majors
Lee Majors
Lee Majors
Lee Majors
Lee Majors

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