Alec Baldwin.
Remember when he played Joshua Rush on Will Knots Landing? He was Valeen's preacher brother who married and then tried to kill Lisa Hartmann?
Didn't you know then that he had a hairy ass but you still found yourself lusting for him...perhaps he was your first crush on a man versus a boy. RugOrReal just knows that this Baldwin has had Kling-Ons, Will Knots and Dingle Berries on that hairy ass. Whatever you want to call them, he's had them....none the less we love Alec and would take him chunky and with Dingle Berries. (Can't be too picky....think about your own ass!)
Hairy Ass, Hairy Head! It is real and it is lovely...and contrary to his repuation as an Asshole, RugOrReal will never know....How can you find it through all the hair on his bum?
