This Texan always makes People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive list and RugorReal agrees. Not so much for his good looks, but for his bong smoking bongo drumming days.
Big rumours float around that he is more Brokeback Mountain than What's up Pussycat - more Fraudlywood smoke and mirrors
RugOrReal can only comment that gay or straight, he has the best plugs in Fraudlywood. If your hair is thinning and stressing you out, find out who his plug doctor is and make an appointment!